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Fine apparel for the GPU poor

Machine-washable takes on the AI hype cycle. Screen-printed, not generated. Heavyweight cotton for people who read model cards for fun.

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Black t-shirt printed with a purple pixel-grid panel reading ultracodeMax effort

Drop 001 · Vibe Coders

5 SKUs · no restocks
Black t-shirt with a small left-chest print reading VIBE CODER, Since 2025

OG status · 18 months in the game

NewBlack t-shirt printed with Combobulating… (esc to interrupt)

actual terminal output · esc to interrupt

Drop 002 · Founders' Dread

Coming soon · unprinted

Drop 002 is about to be printed and we can only run 3 of these. No mockups, no photos — just the lines. What do you actually feel like wearing?

Front
JUST AWRAPPER

One API call in a trench coat. The moat was vibes, and the vibes were rate-limited.

Front
THE MODELDOES THATNOW

Your killer feature shipped as one bullet on somebody else's slide.

Front
tokenmaxxingburn rate: ascending

Some people bought a boat. You bought output tokens.

Left chest
PLEASESTOPSHIPPING(we cannot keep up)

A model every Tuesday, a deprecation every Thursday, a pivot before lunch.

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IT WORKSIN THE DEMO

It worked at rehearsal, it worked at lunch, and then the investor asked to click.

Left chest
runway: 4 monthsvibes: infinite

The spreadsheet says one thing, the roadmap says another, and you present both.

Standings hidden until you vote. No email, no account, one vote — change it whenever.