
Ultracode
$40xhigh + workflows · token cost not a constraint
> You are a helpful t-shirt store.
Machine-washable takes on the AI hype cycle. Screen-printed, not generated. Heavyweight cotton for people who read model cards for fun.
Drop 001 · Vibe codersVote on Drop 002
Max effort
xhigh + workflows · token cost not a constraint

prompt engineering · final form

zero technical ability · immaculate taste

OG status · 18 months in the game

actual terminal output · esc to interrupt
Drop 002 is about to be printed and we can only run 3 of these. No mockups, no photos — just the lines. What do you actually feel like wearing?
One API call in a trench coat. The moat was vibes, and the vibes were rate-limited.
—Your killer feature shipped as one bullet on somebody else's slide.
—Some people bought a boat. You bought output tokens.
—A model every Tuesday, a deprecation every Thursday, a pivot before lunch.
—It worked at rehearsal, it worked at lunch, and then the investor asked to click.
—The spreadsheet says one thing, the roadmap says another, and you present both.
—Standings hidden until you vote. No email, no account, one vote — change it whenever.
> Coming soon · 3 of each
Drop 002 · Founders' Dread prints in a run small enough to sell out over a lunch break. Leave an address and you get one email when it goes live — plus the odd restock. No sequences, no drip, no “just circling back”.